Dear Grimes, my beloved hypo motley possible het albino (lovell line),
I'm sorry you felt that the temporary tub I had you in wasn't adequate. I assure you more cages are already being built and would have been arriving in the spring. You would have been upgraded to a luxurious 3x2 cage, perhaps even with a climbing setup. I suppose I'll never know why you decided to study magic so that you could flip the latch to your cage from the outside. Surely you had other options?
I suppose all I can do is wish you well on what I'm assuming is your journey to Hogwarts to join Slytherin. It will be a perilous journey filled with twisting turns and dead ends, freezing temperatures, and rodents of unusual size. Should you decide that the journey is too much you are always welcome back and I won't judge you. I'll even get you a wizard hat!
The person who bought you online three years ago and has fed you more or less on schedule since.
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