I still bite my nails (figuratively) and pace (literally) and worry (endlessly) and get up in the middle of the night (too often) and worry (did I mention that?) double check (several times) and make a note, mental (all the time) or otherwise (occasionally), and recheck (religiously) and worry (I think I said that already) and rethink (when my brain still works) and recalculate (I am a product of the public school system) the due date and reevaluate (over and over) and (and) and (and... and) and I am a nervous wreck (Diarrhea!!!)! It seems like I am almost always waiting for someone to give birth (Female Boas) or ovulate (Female Boas) or something. This waiting just drives me crazy (Now maybe you understand) and I can't seem to stop it. Maybe I should take up drinking excessively (Not!).
I guess I'll just be patient and wait... yea right.
Honey... where is the Pepto Bismol?
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