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  • Go Git Momma...Funny!

    Please don't nobody git offended...only a joke and it actually happened to benttoe (he's the father in the story) and he's my friend (well that's what he pays me to be!).

    A redneck family from the hills (okay, for Clay we'll say Texas!) was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
    The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?" The father (never having seen an elevator)responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anathing like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
    The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his Son,
    "Boy, go git yo Momma.... "









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    Re:Go Git Momma...Funny!

    ;D ;D ;D T.C.,,, Your a real gas!!! LMFAO!!!! ;D ;D

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      Re:Go Git Momma...Funny!

      Nice that is a goodun'.. huuu yuk...
      lol
      Eric aka...Red

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        Re:Go Git Momma...Funny!

        lol only if it was true. just think how ya could trade in the older model for a newer 1..

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