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To those residing in what was once MY bedroom,
1. Your hide is NOT a toilet, in-fact it's not even really your hide I just let you use it. Poop where I can see it. Unless of course that visible location is your water dish, which also falls into the category of NOT a toilet.
2. Filling the fresh water bowl with mulch and aspen 10 seconds after water change is NOT as funny as you seem to think. Alright, in retrospect it's pretty funny but at the time it's a real bummer so just cut it out.
3. To Bambi: you are a CA, she is a Columbian. I realize you think she is pretty and like her very much, so do I, but it's NOT going to happen so just eat already!
4. To Gertie: I don't care how small you feel right now, you shouldn't be eating pinkies still it's embarrassing. Theres nothing wrong with these hoppers, look daddys trying some: nom nom nom it's good! NOW EAT THE BLOODY HOPPER I'M NOT GOING TO THE STORE AGAIN!
5. I don't know if you've been spying on my online history or what but, peeing on me is by no means acceptable.
6. Peeing in unison so that I am actually physically assaulted by the odor is also frowned upon.
7. Finally, could the rest of you PLEASE tell the 'bino I am not an evil monster sent to destroy him. I'm simply trying to care for him like I do the rest of you and I don't think it's fair that you just watch your friend go through this laughing in your cages. Brats.
Mat.
1. Your hide is NOT a toilet, in-fact it's not even really your hide I just let you use it. Poop where I can see it. Unless of course that visible location is your water dish, which also falls into the category of NOT a toilet.
2. Filling the fresh water bowl with mulch and aspen 10 seconds after water change is NOT as funny as you seem to think. Alright, in retrospect it's pretty funny but at the time it's a real bummer so just cut it out.
3. To Bambi: you are a CA, she is a Columbian. I realize you think she is pretty and like her very much, so do I, but it's NOT going to happen so just eat already!
4. To Gertie: I don't care how small you feel right now, you shouldn't be eating pinkies still it's embarrassing. Theres nothing wrong with these hoppers, look daddys trying some: nom nom nom it's good! NOW EAT THE BLOODY HOPPER I'M NOT GOING TO THE STORE AGAIN!
5. I don't know if you've been spying on my online history or what but, peeing on me is by no means acceptable.
6. Peeing in unison so that I am actually physically assaulted by the odor is also frowned upon.
7. Finally, could the rest of you PLEASE tell the 'bino I am not an evil monster sent to destroy him. I'm simply trying to care for him like I do the rest of you and I don't think it's fair that you just watch your friend go through this laughing in your cages. Brats.
Mat.
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